I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
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i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
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My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
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