I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
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So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
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Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
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