but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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