Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
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