OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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