sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
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ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
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I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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