You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
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I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
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Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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