I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club