Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
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