absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
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maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
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Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
He has the fingertips of a God
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