check it out our google latitudes are spooning
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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