i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
i believe in u and ur pee
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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