At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
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Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
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dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
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