there were more penises there than on chat roulette
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
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Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
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Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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