Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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