Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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