Swine flu. Run for my life!
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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