That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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