No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
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