I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
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at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
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CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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