I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
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Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
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Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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