I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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