do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
NoShamevember. You game?
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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