I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
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Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
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I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
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