would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Randomize
