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I want to stick my p in your. b.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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