I'm gonna have a badass scar
I don't think brook has ever known best
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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