At least make sure they are 18
Why
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
My orgasm happened in two different decades
Randomize
