Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
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yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
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Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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