You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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