But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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