i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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