fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
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I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
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Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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