in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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