it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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