Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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