i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
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