My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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