sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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