I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
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