I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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