i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
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The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
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Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
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