lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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