She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
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At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
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Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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