I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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