you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
Randomize