My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
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I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
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You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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