if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Randomize
