that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
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worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
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Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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