Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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