I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
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I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
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I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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