Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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