i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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