I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
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