His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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