I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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