So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
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