How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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